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09/05/2020 on SwaggyHajj Discord
12tacos12:
 matt dont get me wrong, i acctually never admitted my position on the "babyness scale" but thats all intentional, because in fact, you never asked me, in fact, the "babyness" is all in your head, you think being a baby lover makes you bad, i infact never had an intentional negative connotation to babies, i never once mentioned that loving babies was bad, this all comes back to my psychoanalysis of your brain, and that your soul cant stand the fact that you are a babyness person even though you cant escape from yourself, so you bette tell your soul o smarten up, because loving babies is a fine thing to do. dont be ashamed of yourself for loving babi stuff matthew, i know you can prevail on the endless battle you have against your soul


06/06/2020 on SwaggyHajj Discord
Jacob:
 i did active but i didnt fight anyone yet
 i got caught up at the soda drinking booth. couldn't win to impress the girl...
 i'm literally gonna try again today. it's objective number 1
 i got so close. like 7 and a half. it's so hard with a keyboard
12tacos12:
 i named my the girl bitch
Jacob:
 i named her Sunny : (
 oh wait that one i named Naomi
 and of course I named myself Jacob
12tacos12:
 lmao
 imagine not calling yourself johny
Jacob:
 i was trying to impress Sunny though
 lol
12tacos12:
 who's sunny
Jacob:
 2nd girl you meet
 u'll see soon enough
12tacos12:
 im trying to save this but its taking forever
 zzz
Jacob:
 gotta admit that was like a 9/10 joke btw
12tacos12:
 what joke
Jacob:
 pinned message... just ignore it
12tacos12:
 its no joke
 i always call myself johnny
Jacob:
 cause there's only five spaces
12tacos12:
 johny
 5 characters


02/07/2020 on SwaggyHajj Discord
SwaggyHajj:
 LMAO
 reilly cancelled
 as per
 LMAOO
12tacos12:
 as per can suck my peen
 worst two words in the english dictionary
SwaggyHajj:
 L bro
 reilly bodied in the mud
 AS
 PER
12tacos12:
 matt you smell
 hahaha bodied
 get yanked son
 sorry lmao hold this ... L
 matt done
Jacob:
 he makes a good point matt
12tacos12:
 he's dead
 can't recover
SwaggyHajj:
 i hate my life man
 i can never win
12tacos12:
 its alright son, some people are born winners, others are born losers
 its a lesson my old man timmy toms taught me when i was younger
 i won a game of tic tac toe and asked him: "why did i win that?" he told me "some people are born to win, johnny youre a born winner"
 then he said that guy swaggy hajj is a born loser and smells
 lesson learned
Jacob:
 and i mean who's got the toji avatar


07/07/2020 on SwaggyHajj Discord
Jacob:
 you look like the happiest guy ever
12tacos12:
 actually yeah
 i should post some depressing ones
 where im crying
 and i have blood all over me
 because i was shot in a war
 in which my wife and family died
 it will show the corpses of my dead family in the background
 there's also a secret theory in my instagram
 i can tell you about it might break your mind
Jacob:
 i wanna know the theory
 tell me
12tacos12:
 you know how I always have my thumb up in my pictures?
Jacob:
 yes reilly
12tacos12:
 people are saying that the thumbs up is me actually alive and saying im happy on the outside but on the inside im super sad so they think the thumbs up is a sign that im depressed and need help such as suicide prevention help because im trying to convince the people that im happy with the thumbs up. since i havent posted in 2 years people think im actually dead because i killed myself because no more thumbs up photos on the gram
 nice theory
Jacob:
 source of theory?
 sounds like phony speculation to me, gossip
12tacos12:
 johnny johnson.net
 he's a big theorist and fan of the reilly the dude mccann instagram page.
 i follow his blog


20/07/2020 on SwaggyHajj Discord after a match of Smash against Thomas
12tacos12:
 youre garbage thomas go home with youre little bitch boy penis and go jerk off in your room full of stuffed animals and little choo choo trains, it aint your time kid


24/07/2020 on SwaggyHajj Discord
12tacos12:
 who's reilly
 name's johnny
 some call me johnny johns
SwaggyHajj:
 Like your grandpa?
 How is he?
12tacos12:
 grandpa bill? he calls me jimmy
 he's got memory problems doesnt remember my name well
SwaggyHajj:
 Jimmy James
Grinchon Suprème:
 Jimothy Jamesuard?
SwaggyHajj:
 ?
Grinchon Suprème:
 ?
SwaggyHajj:
 Aired g
12tacos12:
 frederick bonsoirée


10/10/2020 12tacos12 bio on myanimelist.net
 Johnny Johnson here. People call me johnny. My gramps calls me jimmy because he's old and crazy. If I do anything to upset him, he hits me with his cane. it hurts a lot. I don't tell people I watch anime. If my grandpa ever finds out that i watch Japanese cartoons with cute high-school girls he's going to take his shot gun out and shoot me dead. I don't want that to happen. Please don't tell him I watch anime.
 Scores:
 10/10: Masterpiece
 9/10: Fucking great
 8/10: Great
 7/10: good but has downfalls
 6/10: it's fine
 5/10: the threshold between a good show and a bad show, just barely not bad. But not enjoyable either.
 4/10: a bad show, but has a few things that makes it less bad
 3/10: Either really boring or really bad
 2/10: I'd rather eat ass
 1/10: the worst shows, their existence hurts my soul


26/01/2021 on SwaggyHajj Discord
12tacos12:
 Imagine interrupting Jacob
centered image
Jacob:
 i just wanted my thoughts to be addressed
12tacos12:
 Ok well I'll address ur thoughts
 One sec
 I'm getting a phone call
 It's from mr bonsoirer
 He has something to say about your trout
 Thought*
centered image
 Oh shit mr bonsoirer!
Jacob:
 lol whered this come from
 he looks very interesting
SwaggyHajj:
 Woah My bonsoier
 I could beat him up
12tacos12:
 Looks like mr bonsoirer agrees with ur thought, he laughed
SwaggyHajj:
 Sweet


Feb 21st 2021 12tacos12 reviews on myanimelist.net
 Mai-HiME: characters are all poopypants. there's one girl whose hair is orange. she sucks. there's another girl with black hair. she's bad too. the worst of them is the purple-haired girl. i like the red haired girl. the blonde-haired girl is hot, but not sexually. the plot is good, but its not very good. I like the opening song, but it plays after every episode so it got old after a while. This one time the girl pooped in her pants and I thought it was funny. wait maybe it was me who was pooping my pants while watching the show. I don't remember. overall this anime gets a 5 out of 10.
 Cardcaptor Sakura: This show is very good. I like sakura, she is cute. but not in a sexual way. i also like her friend. lingming or whatever chinaman this guy is from. He's also cute. later on there is a romance aspect to the show. I like that part. The plot of the show isn't interesting. Its just a bunch of kids going to school and occasionally fighting a sakura card. there's these cards and they come to life. the show is a lot like yugio. my main problem with this show is that you always know sakura is going to win in her fights. she fights a card every episode and wins every time. It can get stale. the show is also very stupid. In real life, a card wouldn't turn into a monster. that doesn't make any sense. Overall I give this show an 8 out of 10.
 Urusei Yatsura: This show is good. Ataru is a character who likes women. I also like women. Therefore I like ataru. Ataru also gets a hot girlfriend. He actually has 2 girlfriends. which makes for the main conflict of the series. The problem with this show is that ataru leans towards the alien girl and prefers her over the earth girl. this doesn't make sense to me. according to darwin, we are attracted to the other sex from our own species, but Ataru chooses the alien girl. Why would you go for an alien when you already have a girlfriend at home? overall I give this anime a 6 out of 10.


Feb 22nd 2021 12tacos12 recommendation on myanimelist.net
 If you liked Cardcaptor Sakura ...then you might like Cardcaptor Sakura Movie 2: Fuuin Sareta Card: Its the sequal movie so obviously you should watch it. Its not as good as the show but still has the great style. The drama between the kid and the girl was cute.


Feb 24th 2021 12tacos12 recommendation on myanimelist.net
 If you liked Haibane Renmei ...then you might like Simoun: cast of only girls (no guys). girls feel like real characters (not stupid anime waifu). There is heavy melodrama and each series is slow in pacing. there is no doubt in my mind you will enjoy Simon if you liked the characters of Haibane Renmei. Personally, my favorite character is the blonde-haired girl but there are also many other waifu material girls in Simon. The only big difference in this show is that Haibane Renmei looks like it belongs in an art museum whereas Simon looks like a piece of poop (not the good kind).


18/10/2021 on SwaggyHajj Discord
Jackson:
 Just watched the vid - I didn't like it lol
 He also didn't make astral projection seem interesting- I felt more scared at the concept
12tacos12
 Unfortunate
 But isnt scary interesting?
Jackson:
 Why would I want to scare myself
12tacos12
 My wise uncle timmy toms once said: face ur fears or they will consume you
Eman:
 He seems pretty wise